We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
