we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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