she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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