I wanna bring you to show and tell
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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