also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
