You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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