i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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