About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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