Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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