I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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