what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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