The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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