On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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