So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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