If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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