Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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