It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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