so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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