I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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