dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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