I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Randomize
