My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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