she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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