It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
