Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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