lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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