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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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