he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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