it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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