After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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