kristin has been a bad kristin
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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