Having a random hookup so left but love u
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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