How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I smell stomach acid.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I believe in your delicious
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