hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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