My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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