I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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