i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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