yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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