so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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