her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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