Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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