fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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