theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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