apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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