i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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