i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
