nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i permit you to call me
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We are two peas in an std pod
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
i think my cat just said my name.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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