Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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