Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
