Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
