and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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