You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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