not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
His nipple licking is glorious
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