this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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