I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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