every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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