if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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