do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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