But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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